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| Armo | Chuck | Jack | Jeff | Scott | Trish | Kathy Dailey | Beth | Tet |
Chuck and I talked about starting something similar to the Tet's hockey list dating back 30+ years. I'll start the ball rolling. Let's get some random remeberances down then maybe we can eventually make a scrapbook out of it
- Bowling with the "bombs"
- Taking slapshots from the patio and hitting their trailer
- Breaking into the trailer
- Got a butt ?
- Was he really the checkered man ?
- The Major
- Pissing in the bushes
- "You girls are Cheap, cheap, cheap" Fed's Garandma
- Running down Independence drive with sheets of Plywood. I carried 2x4's
- Moose Calls
- Riding my dirt bike inside the big hut
- Barbecues during home construction
- The Moose Trap on the Stairs
- Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies Tour
- Tull Passion Play Maybe we scan stubs
- Edgar Winter "Smoke your reefers down the stairs"
- Jeff after the huge hit of dust gulping down boiling hot coffee at Waldorf's
- Walking up whispering hill with a sack full of Schlitz the last day of school probably '73 or '74
- Burning his Harp, with help from Albano, on the little Island in the Duck Pond
Chuck passing out in Mike Tipping's sister's (Elaine?) VW bug after an all night bender
Mathew Trider calling me Mo Mo
Joints dipped in paragoric
Football Games in my yard - Tet go deep, Joe you block, Jack slant right, Armo you run around
Listening to Minstrel in the Gallery for the first time in Jeff's room
The Cove
Jacks 1960 Dodge Dart with a backseat full of empties
Jacks Dodge Dart that he got from Norm blowing white smoke out the exhaust
Jack showing up at my front door all bloody after smashing up Norm's Dart
Don't hit that unit you ass
Monty Python on the 13" Zenith on my Patio
Rumbles
Raiding Wickwires house
The hiking trip where I left an ounce of weed at the The blueberry Muffin Restaurant in No. Conway - Boy was I popular
Jack, Jeff and me camping at the trailhead of Mt Adams in a pup tent. It rained and the trail turned into a river. That was fun. Mt Adams camp out - wasn't that the night that Rocky Racoon wanted to come into the tent?
Camping at the rest area on rte 302
The Hoodsies
Scott falling asleep at parties
Hugo Hanagians mini golf in Stoneham
Albano's motorized bicycle
No Substitute!!
Farmer has bananas
Getting grounded for smoking and not being allowed to go to ELP because I called my mother an asshole - I believe that one also got me a nice whack from Norm
Norm's hash pipe that the Narc stole in Providence
Neil Hanscom
Don Taylor burning his Harp, with help from Albano, on the little Island in the Duck Pond
- Norm: Never go in bareback
Another Classic Norm: Paul and Peter Scarface fighting in front of my house. "If you're gonna fight put the gloves on and go down the Y"
Let us not forget about Jeanne's cousin Regina!!!!!
[Jack] My First Rack!
Noinos (onions in Jane's garden)
The rowboat that was, uh, borrowed, and used in the Duck Pond
Joe's "whiskey flavored sour balls"
Fed's "Mt. Insulation"
The old lady saying "I don't wanna ride backwards" on the train to Boston
Building the giant snow hut on Patriots Circle so that we could "bake out"
Joe's Zorro book for his stash
Some place off of Route 128 in Gloucester where there was a reseroir that looked like the moon. I can't ermember the name of it.
Jack's "I hate Scooter Pies" in Gloucester
Using the Big Wheel to jump over people in Patriots Circle
"Plock" ing
Chasing after the "bug man" with the mosquito spray truck
Hanging out at "Howdy's" burger place in the 4 Corners
East Bumfuck (Dave's phrase)
The Armenian getting locked in the trunk of Jeff's Plymouth Fury III
Wearing shirts untucked at Woburn High and getting yelled at by the principal
Corn cob pipes
"Inconspicuous" pipes
"Swamp juice"
Norm's pound (er, maybe a little less than that!)
Passing the bowl between Rubber's "Cuda and Norm's car on the freeway on the way home from Edgar Winter in Providence
Someone paying Jack $5 to walk across the Duck Pond fully clothed
Net Norma, Lillian Luau, Bomber Linda, ??? Joanne ???
Doo Dah Pipes (I think that's what they were called - made out of paper towel cardboard cylinders)
Ann Laura's ex-convict friends who had a car that didn't need a key to start
Sig's statement to Jeff about "deer, the two-legged kind"
The Armenian's poison ivy face
Albano's "lit gasoline" gum
Joe barfing on the people in the row in front of him at the Tull concert (Passion Play)
Jack getting hit by a drumstick at Edgar Winter concert at the Orpheum Theater
Rubber's ice cream truck "partymobile"
"Hold your water"
Bill & Bob's fast food place
Driving lessons on Sunday with Norm at the empty mall parking lots
Nahant Beach
Watching "In Concert"
Dave doing "dun dun dun, dun dun da da" to Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water
How could we forget being "hollowed"???
Waiter to Tet at Chinese Restaurant: "You no eat?!!!"
Playin street hockey with the Conroys. (I think their names were Brian and Mark)
Gregg Rice
Ricky Sennott (Didn't he sit on an glass ashtray and cut his ass to pieces?)
Jack's dog "Dig", whose real name was "Boom Boom"
Norm's skate sharpening business
Remember "Chew and Screw"? We (never me) would leave a restaurant without paying. I think we (never me) did this at Friendly's at the Burlington Mall.
Also, remember how we (never me) would take the tips left by other people at restaurants?
Yeah we would sometimes leave a tip but not pay the check, it would take them too long to figure it out. And the tip probably came from the fountain. Somehow free food just tastes better.
I also have a vague recollection of Tet "stumbling across" some cash in a coffee can in the parking lot at St. Barbara's Church while looking for some matches. I kinda remember that it was buried or hidden in the gulley between Patriots Circle and Scott's house. I wonder if it's still there!
[Tet] That coffee can full of coins seemed bottomless. One of the McLeod's cousins, a McManus maybe, found it with me. We split it.
FYI: I was out of my office today and got home to check my e-mails. I had 14 of them - all related to "Remembering the Old Days". This is the funniest thing ever. (And. like Jack, I NEVER exaggerate!)
Chuk asking for Money to go bowling at the Bowling Alley that had been closed for years!
No matter what Chuk wanted six Big B's!
Chuk Cheevers, doing THC and trying to play net!
Officer Ferd Farkel, your clean but lucky!
You get more money if you say your going to Romeo And Juliet
Joe playing the tuba with his ass, but not with his hockey pants on!
Martha!!
Mark you been smoking No, N O, Armo showing off his spelling skills!
Two or three hits feel it right about here!
Armo throwing up plums while standing on the picnic table after drinking a Bottle of Ripple!
Tet and his Tango, or Congo
Scott always being the lookout
Ann Grable
Six feet in the huh!
Armo eating massive bowls of Apple Jacks, then going the bathroom for an hour, we would leave rather then wait
Chuk in the rain slicker at the Guineas trailer
Splitting up the M&M's into different nationality's
Tet, too far, stay here
Where's who
OOOOB Jamaican Tops
Ferdinand (The Plant)
Rough Sea's
Playing hockey at three in the morning on the pond till the cops came
Skookamalacha Plants
Sheeba, awew wew
Helio (the Hockey Ball)
Shooting pucks and balls at the dryer
Armo reciting the price of the tent
Armo speaking backwards My fav was Sweet Hitchhiker
Cassettes never fuck up
Waltham Camera
Dennis Cannon
Dripping Candle wax on our hands till we had a wax glove
The Scoop
Maximus Super
Schlitz Draught
Friday Night for two bucks (six pack, pack of smokes, three pieces of bazooka Joe)
Nickel Bags, Moderation of course
Reel to Reel tapes
The Moody Blues, Just a singer in a Rock and Roll Band Blaring as we played football, Armo just run around
Joe always saying how do you expect to win without your Michigan State Stance, and drinking sucks
going in the woods for a quickie, according to Martha
Cook Tuo
The Record Player skipping, Hello Let the Ive been ready
The original coolest version of Rocky Mountain Way (Bow Bow)
They Only Come Out At Night (Edgar)
Joe and Chuk always arguing who was the Best Elton John or Black Oak
Driving In Norms car with Leroy Brown Blaring, singing The Baddest Man in the whole Fucking town
Dave Singing Rock and Roll Hotchie Koo always saying Lordy Mama Light My Bum
Scott Before the Edgar show at Macdonalds asking for a Cheese Shake, then the lady asked John MaCnally what he wanted, he just started singing Sisco Kid to her!
I think it was Farmer use to say two Ballons for an Elbow or maybe it was Greg Maglashing
Do you remember Daves goal inlife was to piss into the Grand Canyon?
He did everything once except jerkoff he did that twice
Who's Next in Fed's cellar I think that was the only Album he had
Joe making us beg for pieces of his Marathon Bar
Chuk doing THC holding onto two tree's just kept saying what time is it? (He Was suppose to go to his Hockey game)
Scott yelling NO BIC (he Knows Why)
I forget who was there, but one night while tripping coming home from Woburn Center, the Cops picked us up, they stopped and said well want a ride, I said depends where we are going, one Cop says the Four Corners, it was a long quiet ride, then we got out at The Four Corners and could not stop Laughing! We could'nt believe that it happened!
If The cooler was almost empty, Fed would say Life's not looking to good BUB! If we Filled it up, he would say Life is Looking Good BUB! He had that crazy laugh!
This might have already been said but Norm and his rechargable Batteries, that always died within a Half hour!
Hey did you already tell the story about Dave throwing I think a pillow out of Boris's car while we were driving at one of The Musta's!
[Tet] That was my hat! He kept taking it off my head and throwing it straight up in the air out of Bare Ass's convertible. After I ditched the hat, I think he moved onto throwing out the pillow.
[Jack] I think that was the same time you were driving we pulled up to the gas station and you said give me a dollars worth of the cheap stuff!
I gotta go but here's a couple:
The Rope Trick
Mike Tipping's chocholate milk
Jack's lemonade (did we sleep out?)
Renting the ice at 4:45 AM for $1.65 each (and we had 3 lines on each team)
Armo's brownie sundae
Chuck's hold it in good till he fell threw the ice and into the Duck Pond
Hyprio on the roller coaster
Shotguns in the car till we couldn't see the windows
Playing soccer with Russian names - yes Armo was Beatoff
There's too many more ...
- Armo: Here comes the sun
- Joe: I know what you want me for
- Norm: Rechargeable batteries ...
- Jack: Look at her tits bounce
- Jeff: A&P WEO Where economy originates
- Tet: Too far, stay here
- Chuk: You're clean but you're lucky
- Scott: Carter!
- Martha: Why do you call my baby Meatball?
- Fed: Save me checks.
- Linda: It's OK, you can smoke
- Corn: No lifting
- John McNally: What you got, heart pains?
- Albano: Ta! and Got a smoke?
- Martha: Who's down there?
- Joe: Nobody. We're just getting our sleeping bags.
- Joe: The angle of the denk and the matches facing inward ....
Funny - the record player in the tent never caught on.
We love vodka (Alice Cooper)
You got your head up your ass Ayvazian (Elton)
Joe's burnies, a huge help in being able to buy beer underage
Sneaking up on someone and yelling WEDGEMERE!
Fitting any amount of passengers in Norm's car to go to the beach
Terrorizing the mall on Saturdays
Going to see Cheech and Chong at the drive in and getting pinched for eating popcorn (after everyone else had) so I had to buy one that was nearly half eaten
The unpopular notion of throwing yeller ice cream at the cop
Let's not forget Joe slipping on the banana peel
- Let me smell your breaths
- Who urinated on the rabbit cage?
Jethro Tull Passion Play concert at the Garden, when 14 of us yelled Wicked Good so loud after Ian Anderson sang There was a rush, that Ian looked up with a "What the fuck was that" look on his face but didn't miss a beat.
Fishing in Winchester and teaching em respect
Mini-natured Golfing while pretty stoned
Michelob Fitzy
Joe - resin!
Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks
Littlefield Beaches - No tromping, Bake out in the tent.
Hitler's campground - doing mushrooms and lying in the street waiting till the last moment to jump up and run out of the way of oncoming car.
On 4th of July lying on the ground below fireworks which nearly burnt someone. (They looked really cool coming down).
[Jack] That was the last time I tripped, I remember Jeff and I some how ended up with the wildest batch of Shrooms! Remember the tree that looked Like a lady with a tennis racket smashed over her head!
Now I remember... Richie Morton was Ken Norton!! Dah!!! It was Ken Norton vs Rick's brother in front of the Bushee's (after Ken Norton chased him down). Afterward Rick's brother decided he was gonna sue, sue, sue for every penny and Ken Norton was gonna pay, pay, pay.
Who was the bald headed fart?
[Chuck] Wasn't he the clerk at the "packy" in the Four Corners?
[Jack] He was the guy who worked at The Liquor store!
One time we were sleeping out in the tent and using the old hookah water pipe and eventually it spilled. The stench was so bad that no one went back in the tent for a long time after that.
Another time I think it was Dave that leaned over to light a pipe and lit his hair on fire.
Who remembers partying on the roof of the Tarkey, then running away before the cops could catch us. We were pretty fast in them days. Or partying underneath the school in the tunnel?
[Jack] Oh yeah That was a blast, I remember running on the roof from the cops with you, I was doing Valium, and felt like I was running in Slow Motion!
[Tet] I remember being on the roof, but my brothers used the tunnel. I never did. One day someone broke into the Tarkey through the tunnel. When the cops arrived, they found Bruiser sleeping inside the school, in the cafeteria I think.
[Jack] Thats right, he made the newspaper!
[Jeff] Yeah Bruise got away with murder.
Dave stick out your tongue
Donald driving his vw bug onto armo's patio
Concerts- Aerosmith "they did two train kept a rollin"
The lime green christmas tree on the common "Dig It"
Bowie -Tet on crutches
Chuk asking if Stevie Wonder was driving when told he got in a car accident
"Let's go space Trucking" Not till 7 o'clock
Jeff going off the porch at Taylor's
Roll over Beethoven
"There's a moth in my Nestle Quik"
Dinosaur mating calls
- Bruise a bee
[Beth] I love’ Bruise a bee”
- Diggy
- Ginger
- Sheba
- Pepe over the pool
- Sneakers what a pain in the ass
Kerosene lantern hockey
"I had lunch with Bobby Sands and Bobby Sands wasn't hungry-did you guys have a death wish
- I know picking my nose
- Holy mackeral I'm freezing!
- First six wins
- If one more says you're a Lynch-you're all going in
- Oral sex--is that when you talk about it?
Peter Curran-Snuffy Smith
Scott's vans "Hotel on wheels"
The UNO parties.
One of the only Hut memories - or were they hallucinations was reading "Young Boy Seducers!" and Armo changing his voice to a whisper every time it said orgasm!
Camping with Jim and Den and Fitz and the cops coming (of course!) and asking "What's in the bag son?" Fitz says "Granonla". And they bought it? It think it was either Hitler's campground or the Ayatola's. Next moring when Ken and I woke up in the back of the yellow truck and looked out the window Jim, Den & Fitz were gone and there's this guy on their site setting up his tent with his dog tied to a tree. We were kinda confused......
And I would be remiss if I didn't not mention one of my personal all time favorite memories: my pee partner (for life!), Karen Radcliffe, who always followed the unwritten but iron clad rules of being a true pee partner and dropped everything to come with me no matter what, no matter where no matter how staggering the trip, no matter how many times!
Anyone remember being in Doug Cahill's van and running over Ted Lynch? "What the hell was that?" ... "I think we ran something over". ... "Oh."
[Beth] Trish mentioned Ted Lynch being run over by Doug Cahill….We then called him Tread for a long while.
I have an actual photo of Jack Lynch on the rotary phone at "the dust bowl" in Cairo, NY or wherever they hell it was.
And a photo of Monk's car with the posters on it - same trip?
Rubber’s Ice Cream truck…I think at one point he sold beer. We would break in at night, through the Rapper snapper!!!!!
Drinking up at Adams Cir. ….we would line the entire street with our beer bottles down the street then my mother would call the cops.
Sneaking beers up to Kathy’s & Trisha’s past Mrs. Tet (we loved her) in the sleeping bags.
We all went on a C.Y.O. trip with St. Barbara’s and we were tripping our heads off. I think we folded each other into the cots and were rolling each other out in the snow.
Opening day fishing at Horn Pond. Always a great time.
Let’s not forget Jack’s many albums…..Don’t tear the cellophane off, he’ll get mad.
The fireman’s muster I think it was in Fishkill VT.?? When we woke up in the A.M. we parked in a dump.
Another Muster we woke up in “sheepshit” in a field.
One more, the duck pond when it turned into we called them “the waterbeds” they were muddy muck and we would all go jump on them.
Shish kebab bonk bonk
Er ball off the whoop
Waggles
Gurgles (?)
WEO
- Elephant rock
- Acid rock
Crates are for standing
"You got your head up your ass, Ayvazian"
$6.50 and $7.50
Chuk throwing a microphone up in the air, then catching it, when the song came to the "all the way to Memphis" part
Eating a bowl
"Jeffrey, who's paying for the heat?"
"Mark Mahoney, go home!"
Sunday football games at the Northeastern field, followed by aching Mondays
Football in the snow in Armo's circle
Aw Dave, aw Tet, aw bummer!
The stove in the hut
- Armo
- Meathead
- Gushwomp
- White Head Fed
- Moose
- Gum
- Blllk
- Bic
- Becky
- Chuk
- Scottie Taylor-chopper
- Wheels
- Artie "gigantic cock" Tet
- Another nickname: Armo-dildo (sorry, Mark)
[Trish] Oh yeah one missing Armo name: ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jack] - Bic McNic
[Jack] - BLLLLLKKK
- Duck Soup
- Berv
- Chug
- Ooogie
- Ann Grabel
- Jelly Bum
- Tits Ahoy (Armo already mentioned this one)
- Sparky
- Flighto
- Doona
- Map
- Bare Ass
- Beanie
- Bean Bags
- Big Mouth Bushee
- Snideney: the guy whose yard we cut through from Independence Drive to Crescent Street
- Cat 2
- Standard: young Miss Cat 2
[Trish] Couple of nicknames to add to the website of memories: Boris & Babe!
Chuk taking a "clincher hit" and falling backward through thin ice into the freezing, shallow Duck Pond water
Falling into the freezing duck pond water myself after getting smashed on coffee brandy and THC, then having to go home and change my clothes so I wouldn't freeze
Decking smokes out of top pockets
Saving checks
Marlboro hard packs with L's
Watching the 8mm porno film about the plumber at Joe's
Thumbing everywhere, often with Bruiser
Late night trips to Jack-in-the box with Norm
Joe's dog pissing on Armo on New Year's Eve
Joe's Mom walking in on Jack while he was changing in to or out of his bathing suit, then telling him not to worry because she is a mother
Waiting for Hurricane Gloria (I think it was Gloria)
Playing double solitaire, poker, guts, scat, "pouch", etc., for butts
- Jon Swain
- Don Taylor
- Dave
- (I'm probably forgetting someone.)
Pitching in, then thumbing down to the center or wherever for the weekend's supply
Musters--Here we go Merrimac, here we go!
Wanting to kill anybody who dated or married my sisters.
Tripping at Plum Island (or Nahant?) in the fog while listening to Quadrophenia
"This is paradise. Working can wait."
- Parking under the waffle roof under Boston Common
- Having 200 people in Norm's little yellow car
- Tripping
- The outrageous, anything goes, "smoking lounge" scenes
- Wild Blueberry muffins at Pewter Pot in Arlington afterward
- Dave calling the waitress, "Hey, lady."
Smashing pumpkins on Halloween
Getting smashed and hopping the fence into the Woburn/Winchester game on Thanksgiving (and Jack getting caught with one shoe by the cops)
Looking to break into cars at St. Barbara's during midnight massChristmas Eve
Escaping from the cops into the woods lugging all our consumables
Getting pulled over for driving on someone's lawn, getting tossed into the hoosegow overnight for protective custody, and having the cops let Armo (and Kathy Dailey?) go free
Last day of school parties and hearing "School's Out" 100,000 times
- Never had an official spelling of his name, "Bruiser" being acceptable too
- Eating bees and firecrackers
- Barking ferociously at Albano, cops, and cop cars
- Nicknamed "shit mutt" by Chuk
- Early warning system when tramping through the woods at night
- Fighting any unneutered, male dog regardless of size
- Often stealing our street hocky ball or football or baseball, etc.
- Chasing motorcycles and cars
- Looking both ways before crossing the street down the 4 Corners
[Jeff] Joe would pet Dig and Bruise for about 5 mins (oh Dig, oh Bruise) then go back to ignoring them for the rest of the week.
- Sitting half up and half down on chairs in Jack's in room, with her ass in the chair and her front paws on the ground, or vice versa
- Barking like a maniac while riding in the car with Mr. Lynch
- Not being able to uncurl her tail
- Barking and pulling on her chain like she wanted to tear our esophagi out whenever we cut through Scott's yard
- Barking like she wanted to tear our esophagi out whenever she got loose
- Chippie, Gin, chippie!
Brangwynne's (sp?) dog, the dog with OCD, who wouldn't stop rolling saliva soaked tennis balls down the Adams Circle hill to us.
- forget it, that was no dog
Chuk making moose antlers with his thumbs, jumping up and down arund Joe, and making sounds I can't spell, like "hun-doi" and "duh"
Jack's slapshot, which looked slow when he hit it, looked slow when it sailed through the air, and thundered like a ton of weight when it hit the boards
Scott playing goal and stoning me every shot I took, every day we played, except one day when somehow I scored at will taking shots on goal on the duck pond.
Playing football, trying to tackle Joe or get around him when he was blocking.
Armo skating circles around us.
Picture perfect passes and plays set up by Chuk.
The hedgehog dog toy we used for a street hockey ball (did someone mention this?)
Tony Tarantino, pulling studs out of a snow tire with a pair of pliers, letting Dave and me have a try, and watching as we could barely even loosen a stud
Forming a gas mask with a coat, blowing shotguns up the arm into someone's coat, and calling them "shirt sleeves"
"Peter, come get your yogurt" (someone might have mentioned this already)
Euell Gibbons, the natural food lover, who ate pine cones and rocks: "you know, some parts are edible"
The sense of anticipation after swallowing blotter (or anything) and before it took effect.
Corey automatic coffee cracker at Dunkin.
Scott: "Come on, funny feeling!"
The "one hit method"
The mountain of used matches in the ashtray of Joe's van from the one hit method
Someone (maybe me) getting a shotgun plus a face full of molten resin
- Chuk's first car, "ol' Bessie" (or was it Betsie?)
- Fed's pickup truck with the little house built on the back
- Scott's van with the bed in back
- My old man's mustard colored Toyota Corolla hatchback, which Kathy Dailey shifted into reverse while driving on the highway, and which I drove for about six months including winter without brakes, using the emergency brake on the console instead
Playing pinball in Traynor's cellar
My girlfriend, Donna Dell'Anno, spitting in the mashed potatoes at KFC to keep herself amused
The "buyers protection plan" for booze buyers
The government making it rain on weekends to discourage our partying--it didn't work
Ding Ho
Combat Zone adventures and its decline
Everyone from Burlington was a Burlington rat
Joe going alligator wrestling with Susan Martin
Pam Eggel-beggel
Fed's girlfriend who broke up with him because his hands were too small
[Armo] That was "Tits Ahoy" Lynne Louthers friend!!!!!!
Norm driving close to a cute chick on a bike so Dave could slapher ass out the car window
The Maine cops stopping a carload of us, finding no booze oranything, then throwing us out the state because my car was too rusty
Fed turning into Popeye after getting loaded
The Duck Pond drying up, revealing a bazillion little pollywogs and catfish wallowing in the mud
Seeing a UFO over the water tower while crossing the Duck Pond ice
Splitting anything: one guy splits it, the other gets first pick
The Webb Brook (aka Webb Foot) bar in Billerica, including wet T-shirt contests
Going to Niagara Falls in Scott's van for camping, including the drive-thru packy and taking Armo to his first strip club in which one girl had nipples like thimbles
The muster in Fishkill, NY, including camping in an airport and the Irish festival at which Monk wore his "Bobby Sands wasn't hungry" T-Shirt and Jack wore his "I had lunch with Bobby Sands" T-shirt (I think that's what it said)
Who was that beautiful young girl, younger than the Hoodsies, who lived somewhere between Scott's and Ciampa's on Independence Drive, with the thick, long, black hair, sexy as hell, who would smile and flirt a little, but was either too much of a snob or too smart (or both) to give us the time of day? (And how can I contact her now?)
[Armo] Wasn't that beautiful girl Kathy Cormier ?? and wasn't one of our standard lines something like: I would drag my balls through broken glass and stick a rusty tire iron up my ass just to get a peak at one of her hair follicles
[Jeff] I'd do her dog just to get her attention.
[Tet] I'd eat a mile of her shit just to suck her asshole. (Matthew's line)
[Jack] I came on her shadow once!
[Jeff] I'd fuck her mailman just to get her dog's attention.
"Thirty amps!" -- Norm, complaining that we drained his car battery using the butt lighter
"You're clean, but your lucky." -- Friendly Officer Farkle after frisking us (someone might have mentioned this already)
Chuk turning Martha's car radio to the most offensive station, turning the volume up full blast, the windshield wipers on high, and other stuff so that when she turned the ignition, she would shit
"Keep it cool, play it normal." -- Norm, explaining how to act in front of cops
Norm, driving while wearing those weird, distorting, prism glasses
"That's just a screwed up sentence." -- Wheels, reacting the way Jay taught him to our confusing him with nonsensical math problems
"Don't take any candy from that Lynch boy." -- Mrs. Bushee
Jack, hanging a Beatle's poster at a campsite
Someone (Jack or Dave maybe) bringing a rotary phone camping
[Jack] I think I have pictures of this, it was at The Dust Bowl!
Bill Smith, the President of Armenia
"Why don't you go over and play in Mahoney's cellar?" -- Martha
Stealing rides on the horses up the field
Swimming at the Lexington Pits
[Armo] I almost drowned there, Fed and wheels had to rescue me
Tarkey School 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Barch (Barchiballs), who busted Jack and me for hoarding used juice cups from the lunch time
[Armo] First grade I remember Miss Keller crying and leaving after Martin Luther King got shot
Tarkey School 5th grade teacher Miss Pound, who sharpened her tits in the pencil sharpener
[Armo] 5th Grade Miss Curtis was a babe and she always wore mini skirts. I think she caught me throwing a penny on the floor to look up her dress.
- Chin massages
[Armo] My mother caught him giving me a chin massage and let him have it. She hated him.
- "Keep on the hot top"
- "When those two fingers go up, those lips shut" or something like that
[Jack] He called and left a message for my father at work that he needed to come up to the Tarky as soon as Possible,my Dad Left work early to see him,he told my father That I needed a Haircut,my father lost his mind and screamed at him,he said I thought he killed someone or something
Scott not smoking because if he did, he would just sit there spacing out, "staring at caterpillars on twigs"
Sneaking into the Who concert at Boston Garden by putting an arm around Jeannie DiMatteo, hiding my Uriah Heep ticket under her Who ticket, and then handing them to the ticket taker
Bumming when Keith Moon collapsed after one or two songs and they rescheduled the concert, promising tickets to those who still had their stubs, making me miss both the Who and Uriah Heep!
Jack yelling "AH!" like someone shot him after a mosquito bite
Said by anybody in the beam of a flashlight: "Spotlight on the Star!"
Seeing the Joe Perry Project a night or two at Mr. C's in Lowell (or was it the Commodore?)
Scott's littlest sister: "Freaky, man!"
$6.50, while trying to touch her elbows behind her back: "Do I look any taller?"
Joe's light show to Beethoven using the dashboard light dimmer in Martha's car: "Dum-dum-dum-DAAHH"
